Belly Update!

Okay...I wouldn't normally do this...but...since I have no stretch marks I thought I'd take a "no clothes" belly pic. I took these pictures last week...she's getting big.

My version of a belly tattoo!

14 days to go...

We're down to the two week countdown. Will she come early, on time or late? Let us know what you think. I'm hoping for an early arrival...perhaps late next week?

Should children witness childbirth?

This is hilarious!!

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year-old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.

Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year-old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place...smack his ass again!"

Baby Shower Gone Bad...

This video is hilarious. I can honestly say that NONE of our baby showers turned out like this one...

Click on the picture to watch the video.

CC and Crackerz...Chinese Zodiac -- Year of the Pig

The Year of the Pig
1923, 1935, 1947, 1959, 1971, 1983, 1995, 2007

People born in the Year of the Pig are chivalrous and gallant. Whatever they do, they do with all their strength. For Boar Year people, there is no left or right and there is no retreat. They have tremendous fortitude and great honesty. They don't make many friends but they make them for life, and anyone having a Boar Year friend is fortunate for they are extremely loyal. They don't talk much but have a great thirst for knowledge. They study a great deal and are generally well informed. Boar people are quick tempered, yet they hate arguments and quarreling. They are kind to their loved ones. No matter how bad problems seem to be, Boar people try to work them out, honestly if sometimes impulsively. They are most compatible with Rabbits and Sheep.

Doctor's Appointment Update

My appointment went well...blood pressure is good, weight is good, baby's heartrate is good, etc.

At this time, I am 80% effaced. For those of you who aren't sure what that means, go to http://www.americanpregnancy.org/labornbirth/effacement.html.

Let's hope she doesn't decide to arrive this weekend...Nutz will be out of town.

Doctor's Appointment

I have my weekly appointment this morning...stay tuned for an update on CC.

It's getting closer...

Only 17 days to go!

Happy Birthday Bonnie!

On Saturday, our good friend, Bonnie, celebrated her 30th birthday. We had pedicures, lunch and then went to a Murder Mystery dinner. Hope you had a great day, Bonnie!

Update

I had my weekly appointment yesterday...everything is still going good. As for progression, NONE. She's just not ready yet. We have 3 weeks...I'm in no rush. :-)

Pediatrician...

Yesterday, Nutz and I met with CC's pediatrician-to-be. Yes, you heard right. She met with us prior to her birth to get to know us and answer any questions we had. We have a couple of friends who take their children to the same practice and love it there. So, once CC arrives, the doctor will come to the hospital to see her...sounds like a good plan to me.

Updated pictures...

Here are some pictures taken yesterday of my big belly.

It's official...

I'm huge! I can't believe how big my belly has gotten these past couple of weeks. I guess CC is packing on the pounds. Hmm...hope she doesn't get too big.

We're counting down....

24 days to go!!!

It's getting close....

I can't believe that CC will be here soon...27 days (give or take a few days). I'm starting to get nervous. If Nutz is, he's hiding it well.

Yesterday we went to Babys R' Us to get a few items we still needed....which isn't much...thanks to our family and friends.

Stay tuned...

Nutz opening the packages from FL

Yes, his name does fit him, NUTZ. I had Nutz open the boxes from FL...here are some of the pictures.

Baby Shower

Pete, Madonna and Brayden had a baby shower for us on April 28th. We had a blast! Check out the pictures.

Trip Home

As you know, this past weekend I was home for a baby shower. While there, I was able to spend some quality time with my family.

Check out the pictures from my trip...there aren't many but the memories will last forever.

Love the chin...

After looking at the pictures of Crazy Crumbz...a couple of people mentioned that she had Nutz' chin. Yep, it looks like it to me...

Believe it or not...

I'm going to be able to get all of the shower gifts to VA. I've got 3 bags (1 suitcase and 2 large duffel bags) to check on the plane. FYI - Southwest let's you check 3 bags per person. The other items, I'll be shipping FedEx to my house. Guess it's cheaper than gas.

Thanks to everyone who played a part in the wonderful shower given by Amy and Marcella.

Love you all --

Crackerz

Lots of goodies...

The baby shower was wonderful! I was able to see lots of family and friends which is always a treat when I'm home. Here are some pictures taken at the baby shower...check out the pictures from the shower.

Florida Baby Shower

Today, my good friends, Amy and Marcella, are having a baby shower for me. I'll be sure to take lots of photos to share.

I can't believe I only have 6 weeks left. Where does the time go?

Don't ask me that....

Click on the image to read the cartoon.

Not your typical changing table...

Nutz has been busy building a wardrobe for Crazy Crumbz' room. Here are just a few pictures...

Big Belly @ 32 Weeks

Yes, my belly is GETTING BIG!!!!

My Handsome Husband

No special reason...just wanted to tell Nutz that I love him.

Taco Night Pictures

Better late than never...check out the pictures from our last taco night.

Easter 2007

On Sunday, April 8, we had friends and family over for Easter. Check out the pics!

Nutz has a new job...

not really. We attended an open house on Sunday night for Studio Rio, a local exercise place. I swear, it really is good exercise. Anyways, while there, Nutz decided to do one of his famous handstands. It looks like he's done this before. :-)

Who does she look like?

Want to see Crazy Crumbz? Check out all the pictures from the 4D ultrasound!

A Sunday afternoon...

This past Sunday, we took Larry to the airport to leave for his short deployment. It makes the goodbyes so much easier when you have people with you.

Here are a few pictures from our afternoon.

1. Chris and Larry
2. Chris and Anne (yes, Chris had a nice BIG margarita)
3. The girls lounging on the couch watching Flicka.
   

Monsters...

from a kid's perspective.

Go to this website to hear what this little girl thinks about monsters.

Go Gators!

Yes, the gators did it again!

4D Ultrasound Scheduled

Next Friday, April 6, we go for a 4D ultrasound...should be pretty neat. If you're not familiar with this, go to the Baby in Me website. Stay tuned...we'll post the pictures here.

Gotta Love Calvin!

Click on the image to see a larger version (one you can actually read).

Taco Night at Casa de Nutz and Crackerz

On Saturday, March 24, we had a taco night for our good friend Larry (who will be going on a short deployment).

It was a small taco night (~28 people) compared to others...but a good time. As soon as I get the pictures downloaded from the camera, I'll share them with you. Until then...here are a couple.

Chris, Crackerz and Nutz
Larry and MJ
(They're both from exit 8A in NJ.)

Doctor's Appointment

I've hit the point where I'm going to the doctor every two weeks. Today was one of those visits.

So far, I've gained 21 pounds...according to Dr. Groves, "You're right on track". Crazy Crumbs has already turned and is in the head-down position. I had no idea babies turned this soon...okay, it's not that soon...10 weeks to go. :-o Both CC and I are doing well...I do have serious heartburn so food doesn't really appeal to me right now. However, I am eating...just trying to stay away from the spicy foods. How does raisin bran sound? :-)

More next time...

St. Patrick's Day

Some friends had a St. Patty's Day party on Saturday...of course, Nutz and I couldn't miss it.

To see all of the pictures go to my photo album.

Work in Progress...

Nutz has been busy working around the house. It started with painting Crazy Crumbs' room, tiling the guest bathroom, and now painting the guest bathroom. It's only taken us 4 years, but we've almost got all of the rooms in the house the way we want them. :-)

Here are some pics...

Nutz says we'll start potty training Crazy Crumbs immediately after her birth...NOTE: toilet in her room.

Can you identify the babies?

Here are two baby pictures...Nutz and Crackerz. Can you tell which one is Nutz? Crackerz?

Congratulations!

Congrats Chris, Amanda and Katie on your newest addition, Sean!

New Picture...28 Weeks, 6 Days

Yes, I've been a real slacker. Here's a picture taken Friday night before we headed out to dinner.

Academy for Parents

This is hilarious! Thanks, Nutz.

Click on the picture to watch the video.

Nesting...Men?

I've heard that women start nesting when their pregnant...but men? We recently tiled our master bathroom and it looks great! Well last night, Nutz decided it would be a good time to start our guest bathroom. Mind you, I'm very appreciative. However, this is where I've been showering for the past month. The shower is much bigger and gives me more room to shave my legs and something to hold on to so I don't fall during the process. It will be interesting to see how I do in the small shower until he's finished.

Let's hope that he finishes this bathroom faster than the last. We both got the nasty flu last time and went without a toilet in our room for over a week. Needless to say, it wasn't fun! :-)

Thanks, Nutz for getting this project done. I have several more when you're finished. :-) I love you!!

Gotta love this little girl!

This will be Crazy Crumbs!
Click on the picture to watch the video.

Important Poems -- NOT Baby Related

Thanks, MB...very funny!

WOMAN'S POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to
"how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best
friend.



MAN'S POEM
I pray for a drop dead gorgeous
deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a Bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and hunting.
This doesn't rhyme
and I don't give a shit.

It's getting close!

I guess this whole baby thing is for real...we're signed up to take some classes. The first class we'll take is a six-week course, "Prepared Childbirth." I hope they don't make me watch "the movie." I'll be sick. The second class is one night and it's "So You're Going to be a Dad." It's for dads-to-be but they invite mom to attend. Should be interesting. For those of you who know Nutz, the classes can only be filled with lots of entertainment.

If interested, Crazy Crumbs will be born (if all goes well) at Sentara Leigh and they have a really cool virtual tour. You'll need to use Internet Explorer in order for it to work (at least I did). If Nutz has his way, he'll be tailgating in the parking lot. I can see it now. :-)

Crazy Crumbs Nursery

Several people have asked me what colors we're putting in Crazy Crumbs' room. Here's a picture of the bedding that we'll be using (this was taken off the website and is not a picture of her room) and the cool ceiling fan and lamp. We've painted the walls a pretty light green (almost lime) and hung white sheer curtains. I'll take some pictures and post them for all to see.

Talk about literal translation....

Thanks, Marybeth. I needed a good chuckle this evening.

Circumcised
(this is priceless!)

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.
The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did it and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out. "I thought I told you to call your mom!" she said. "I did," he said, "And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."

Mystery friend...

As my pretty wife snoozes on the couch, finally, after a very long day! The crazy lady got up at 230am and stayed awake until just after dinner 8PM. Anyhow we have been chatting the past few days and Crackerz loves chatting about her friends, of which she has many. She also thinks that I know them all, have been introduced to them all and know all about them.
To make a long story short, she and I am at a loss as to the "Amy" that is a regular here on the blog. Amy in my opinion is a popular friend name for Crackerz. When I scroll through her cell phone and ask her who some of the people listed are, she says, "you met her or him back when I was really hammered, she held my hair back when I was yacking or hooked me up with some really hot guy!" That is Crackerz for ya!! So Amy, tell me a great story about Crackerz, I am sure our daughter will get a chuckle over it when she is old enough!

Congratulations!

Congratulations Sarah, Dave and Ben on your new arrival, Elena!